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Michelle I am upset that I am not on your guest list.

My Guest List:

1. Michelle – Who would sit opposite to me so that I can shoot millions of questions I have for her.
2. Eric Cartman – I have to learn tons of things from him. (Since it’s a cartoon character which the rules don’t comply with I would like to call )
   • John Kufuor – I need to show you how to do your job.
3. Drew Barrymore – I am in love with her since 8^th grade.
4. Gandhi – To ask him what was more important? His personal Glory or Countries Independence. Eventually both happened.
5. Ariel Sharon – I don’t know if the rules allow me to add him to the guest list. He is neither alive nor dead. What to do about him Michelle? Anyways I would still want to kick his ass for every bite he takes.
6. Salman Khan – a big fan but I have to ask him why he is so careless and irresponsible.
7. Kofi Annan- If he thought Iraq Invasion was illegal what could he have done to stop it.
8. Saddam Hussein – To show him a better place to hide.
9. Ale’ – I need a favor from you.
10. Amr Moussa – Any Freaking idea or plans you have on how people are gonna suffer in terms of resources in another 20 – 30 years in the whole of Middle East. Unions are not just for conflict discussions.